The kids and hubby are down the street at Grandma's.
The Blood Orange Italian Soda is chilled.
There is a pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia in the freezer.
The bubble bath is running.
Mmmmm.... the perfect night.
Slip into the tub, pour a glass of soda and pop the top on that ice cream.
WAIT A MINUTE!
Who said they could change the Cherry Garcia?
The ice cream is supposed to be pink! Not white! How can it be CHERRY Garcia in white ice cream? Who did this and where do they live?
Empty the tub, chuck the ice cream in the garbage, dump the soda in the toilet.